June 2010
38 posts
Donating. Ridiculous reasons people might give for...
So yesterday afternoon this lady from the United Nations Emergency Relief Fund rings me up and asks me if I’m up to date about what’s happening in Darfur. And sadly, as I have no idea I’m forced to reply, “Probably not as well as I should be.” Which is code for, “What’s a Darfur?”
So she fills me in, and explains that over 300,000 people have died...
If the only thing you eat is poisonous to you,...
Judas: Aw, man. This article says koala bears are going to go extinct, and human beings are to blame.
Jesus: Well, technically, only *Australian* human beings are to blame.
Judas: ...
Jesus: Are you just not saying anything so you don't piss off any Australians, even though I'm right?
Judas: No, I'm not saying anything because I haven't seen you in weeks.
Jesus: Man, we're so meta...
Judas: I mean, I left town to get away from you, Jesus. What the hell are you doing breaking into my house?
Jesus: It's good to be back.
Judas: You're not "back". You're trespassing. Please leave.
Jesus: Do you think our relationship could be classified as a "bromance"?
Judas: I am calling the police. Right now.
Jesus: You're no fun.
Judas: Bromance is a stupid word. And I hope you get stabbed in jail.
May 2010
43 posts
This is a link to an hour long radio show with... →
This website makes me feel welcome.
http://zombo.com/
Spelled Leviticus right first try. Hell YEAH...
Jesus: Hey Judas, I'm going to cast some stones, want to come?
Judas: No, you can't cast stones, Jesus.
Jesus: I knew you'd say that. I knew it. But I'm totally allowed. I checked.
Judas: With who?
Jesus: With *me*, dude. Remember when I was all "let he who is without sin cast the first stone" and all that?
Judas: This was after you took the mushrooms and got confused about that "people in glass houses" saying, right?
Jesus: Whatever. Anyway, I totally said the without-sin part, and I checked with Peter and *apparently* I'm without sin. The whole "Son of God" thing.
Judas: So you're going stone casting.
Jesus: You bet.
Judas: Okay, except you're *not* without sin. You're the most sinful person I know.
Jesus: Give me one example of me sinning. Just one.
Judas: How about yesterday, when you ran up to Mary Magdalene and tried to give her twenty "Jesus dollars" for a look at her tits? I'm pretty sure that's lust.
Jesus: ...Give me another example.
Judas: Who are you planning on stoning, anyway?
Jesus: Oh! Some chick tried to drive a car without her husband's permission, so we're pretty much gonna kill her with rocks.
Judas: I don't think that's a rule, Jesus.
Jesus: Yep -- it's in Leviticus. Everything's in Leviticus.
Judas: I don't think so.
Jesus: Arguing with me is in Leviticus.
I don’t know if you’ve heard of this...
This movie about Darwin looks exceptionally... →
I think this freestyle thing (Chiddy Bang) is... →
I hadn't seen this before it's pretty funny. →
Nouvelle Vague are my favourite French collective...
If you've ever played GoldenEye you should... →
I like the simplicity of this song called Precious...
I was reading a judgement and discovered a new...
contumelious |ˌkänt(y)əˈmēlēəs|adjective archaic(of behavior) scornful and insulting; insolent.
Prejudice and The Jury! Moustache and Spontaneous...
I’m studying Evidence and Criminal Procedure this semester. One of the things we look at is if a certain piece of evidence is of a high prejudicial nature then it shouldn’t be shown to the jury because it would be unfair to the accused. I suppose this is an extension of principles such as the presumption of innocence. Basically, I bring this up only because it relates to a facial hair...
This is a bluegrass cover of Radiohead’s 2 +...
The 50 Greatest Hip-Hop Samples Of All Time →
essdogg:
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sassyfontaine:
brain-food:
austinkleon:
Have mercy, this is sweet.
Words cannot express the joy my ears are having.
I AM IN NERD HEAVEN OVER HERE OMG
Well, now I know how I’ll be spending my weekend.
bortflancrest:
Sometimes a careless jam is...
This is a cool jazzy remix of 99 Problems by Jay-Z...
This is a nice happy article about a German... →
Sometimes when somebody says, "It's alright, my...
“Take a shot of jagermeister kids, go find your dad’s gun and BE SOMEBODY”
– paraphrased from Dave Attel giving his views on how he gives jagermeister to kids on halloween because it is a kids drink
I Had A Dream
That I was a journalist and I had this big scoop that the Prime Minister of Australia was allergic to coco pops. I managed to find him and I asked him if he was allergic to coco pops. He got all defensive. And then I woke up.
Mediumcrity Critiqued! Why We Don't Get a Fair Go!
I struggle to buy clothes on sale because I am a medium. And medium sized clothes always sell out really quickly.
So it occurred to me that maybe, just maybe, considering that mass production was popularised in 1910, that by now… 2010, manufacturers would have realised that there is a higher demand for medium sized clothes and reacted accordingly.
BUT THEY HAVEN’T.
I believe this is...
Morbid Winter Pondering!
The other day I was standing in a packed bus. In front of me, a lady, probably in her early forties was knitting a scarf with these needles that glinted in my eye everytime the sun hit them at a particular angle. I suspect that the bus had poor suspension. Every time the bus bounced, I morbidly winter pondered that she could accidentally impale me with one of those needles and my corpse would...
This song is called Diablo Rojo and the artists...